this isn't happiness™ (Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words), Peteski

Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words

Omphaloskepsis: meditation while gazing at one’s navel.
Pickedevant: a Van Dyke beard.
Malneirophrenia: depression following a nightmare.
Lissotrichous: having straight hair.
Junkettaceous: frivolous, worthless.
Sinciput: the forehead.
Whigmaleery: a knickknack or a geegaw; a whim.
Cuggermugger: whispered gossiping.
Goubemouche: a gullible person (literally, one who swallows flies).
Kakkorhaphiophobia: fear of failure.
Nibby-jibby: narrow margin; a close call.
Anaphalantiasis: the falling out of the eyebrows.
Quakebuttock: a coward.
Humdudgeon: an imaginary illness or pain; a loud complaint about nothing.
Floccinaucinihilipilification: the categorizing of something as worthless trivia.