What Your Favorite Blog Says About You
- Gawker: You tell your friends jokes about their ethnicities and sexual orientations. They grin and say “Bitch!” and pretend to smack you.
- Huffington Post: Most of your pleasures are guilty pleasures.
- Daily Kos: You own a “Disappearing Civil Liberties” mug.
- Laughing Squid: You own an unconventional bicycle.
- BuzzFeed: Your giggle is too high-pitched.
- Gizmodo: You correct people in conversations that you overhear in public.
- Lifehacker: You know where your pens are.
- Kotaku: Your girlfriend says, “At least when you read a book, you come away having learned something.”
- Mashable: Your Facebook feed is all “likes” of news articles you’ve read.
- TechCrunch: You “network”.
- Jezebel: You convinced your mom to leave your dad, and she’s never been happier.
- Boing Boing: You’ve voted for a satirical political candidate.
- Perez Hilton: You were bullied in high school.
- TreeHugger: You feel bad about how long you take in the shower.
- Hipster Runoff: Your friends squint at you a lot after you say things.
- The Daily What: You like to borrow your friends’ pets.
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