“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.”
― Woody Allen, Hannah and Her Sisters
- Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
- Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
- If asked if you care about the world’s problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
- Never give your real name.
- If ever asked to look at yourself, don’t.
- Never do anything the person standing in front of you can’t understand.
- Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.
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