“I am a mod,
I’ll always been a mod
My father was a mod before me.
My coat’s a Crombie, my shirt a Ben Sherman,
The boots on my feet were made by a German.
Outside the window stands my broken Lambretta
I’m gonna fix her when the weather gets better.”—Jock Scott
“When its 100 degrees in New York, it’s 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it’s still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and 72 in Los Angeles.”—Neil Simon